Adobe Acrobat: You Might Need an Acrobat Class...

by David R. Mankin  

• If your PDF files can't talk or sing... You might need an Acrobat class.
  
  
• If your PDF files don't hyperlink to your web site...  You might need an Acrobat class.
  
  
• If your PDF files don't open to the desired & intended view... You might need an Acrobat class.
  
  
• If your PDF files are too big... You might need an Acrobat class.
  
  
• If your PDF files are not Section 508 compliant... You might need an Acrobat class.
  
  
• If your PDF files don't contain bookmarks... You might need an Acrobat class.
  
  
• If your PDF files contain a picture that needs editing... You might need an Acrobat class.
  
  
• If your PDF files look like forms but no one can fill them out... You might need an Acrobat class.
  
  
• If you think the only way to make a PDF file is through the Print dialog box... You might need an Acrobat class.
  
  
• If you think PDF stands for Pretty Darn Fancy... You might need an Acrobat class.
  
  
• If you think all portfolios can be tucked under your arm... You might need an Acrobat class.
  
  
• If you think the only thing you own with FLASH is your camera... You might need an Acrobat class.
  
  
• If you think the Ink Manager is the guy down the hall with dirty hands... You might need an Acrobat class.
  
  
• If you think Preflighting is only performed at the airport... You might need an Acrobat class.
  
  
• If you think your colleagues can't save their filled-in forms because they only have Reader... You might need an Acrobat class.
  
  
• If you don't know how to keep others from editing & stealing your PDF file's content... You might need an Acrobat class.
  
  
• If you think the only buttons in Acrobat are the ones on your toolbars... You might need an Acrobat class.
  
  
• If you think multiple actions require you to wear your Nikes... You might need an Acrobat class.
  
  
• If you think all thumbnails need trimming from time to time... You might need an Acrobat class.
  
  
• If you think your employees shouldn't use Distiller if they're under 21...  You DEFINITELY need an Acrobat class.

 

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David R. Mankin is a Certified Technical Trainer, desktop publisher, computer graphic artist, and Web page developer. He is an Adobe-Certified Expert in Acrobat.

Comments

[Ali Hanyaloglu]

If you think Acrobat.com is a social network for street performers...you might need an Acrobat class.

If an Email-based Review has something to do with your boss telling what you did wrong over the last year when using Outlook...you might need an Acrobat class.

If you think Pro Extended is some kind of industrial-strength stepladder...you might need an Acrobat class.

If you create a document by starting to type "%PDF-1.7" in a text editor...you should still get an Acrobat class.

Thanks for the fun article David!

Ali Hanyaloglu
Adobe Systems Incorporated